A friend of mine sent me this from pakistan.
ADVICE–FOR-WOMEN*****
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Don’t imagine you can change a man unless he’s in
diapers. -
What do you if your man walks-out? You
shut the door. -
If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there.
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Never let your man’s mind wander – it’s too little to be out alone.
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Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
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Men are all the same – they just have different faces, so thatyou can tell them apart.
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Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
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Women don’t make fools of men – most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
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Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.
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Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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If you want a committed man, look in a mental
hospital. -
The children of Israel wandered around the desert
for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask
for directions. -
If he asks what sort of books you’re interested
in, tell him checkbooks. -
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you
tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. -
Sadly, all men are created equal.