An Interview (Urdu)

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Ek admi interview ke liye jaa ta hai. Interviewer pooch taa hai, "aap ko hum sey kiya tawaqquaat hain?

“Merey khayaal main ek laakh rupees monthly, ek gaari aur ek bunglow?” wo bolta hai.

“Acha. Maine tho socha tha key aap ko dus laakh mahaana, do gaari, aur do bungley diya jaaien. Kiya khayaal hai?”

“Sir aap mazaakh to nahin kar rahey?”

“Shuru to aap ne kiya thaa…”

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Re: An Interview (Urdu)

Aur mein samajh raha tha kay achaa khaasa lambaa chauraa interview hoga.

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:rotfl:

Same here Dhobi bhai :hehe:

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^^phir agaay kiya hoa...did he get job or still Job-less
Agaay bee tu likho na...

Allah Hu
Baba-geee

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:k:

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:biggthumb

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:)

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:hehe:

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A man leaves for Interview. The INterviewer asks, “What do you expect from us?”
“I Guess, $100,000/Monthly, 1 car and a Mansion?”, says he.
“Good. I was thinking of 1 Million/month, 2 cards, and 2 Mansions. What do you think?”.
“Sir, Are you Joking?”
“You started”

Rating (1/5)
:crying:

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:smack: sari urdu ka maja kherab kerdia itsme01(ya ya i know its you)

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This joke has its sense in English only. Urdu is not an appropriate language for this one. BTW, very old joke. Laakh rupay mahana is not something special in Pakistan now, provided if u are in executive position.

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:barbie:

something for non-urdu folks

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:slight_smile: :slight_smile:
clapping

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If you are so smart why don’t you post a few jokes and try to make us laugh Mr Know it all…!

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TUMS,

When I'll have some u will see.

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I'm waiting bhaiyya, please don't take too much time as life is too short.