An insect falls into a mug of beer....

Yo, no offence 2 anyone so don’t take any of this sh*t seriously. Respek.

Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to
the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Paki: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into
his beer. Relates the issue to Kashmir. Asks the
Chinese for Military aid. Takes a loan from the
American to buy one more mug of beer.


" In Hasraton Se Keh Do Kahin Aur Ja Basain, Itni Jagga Nahi Hai Dil-e-Daghdaar Main "

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kia matlab,

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“i LoVe ThE SOUND Of A BrEaKiNg gLaSS”

good one

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