An Indian Vs. A Pakistani.
There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to
each other.
The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in
his garden and pick up one of his hen’s eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg
in the Pakistani’s garden. He was about to go next door when he saw
the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and
told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The
Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finaly the Indian said, “In my family
we normaly solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in
the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick
me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever
gets up quicker wins the egg.”
The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair
of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward
the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.
The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony
for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, “Now it’s my turn to
kick you.”
The Indian said, “Keep the damn egg!”
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