An Indian tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Islamabad found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn’t control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.
As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Pakistani police official approached him, “Hey, What do you think you’re doing here?”
Indian tourist: “Sorry I have to Pee”
“No PP here okay ? Follow me.”
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.
Police: “PP here… and have a nice day”.
Indian tourist : “Oh Sir, … that’s very nice of you, is this Pakistani courtesy?”
MR. DEEDAWAR,
SALAMZ,
mai is site par nayi hoon,n aaj aise hi maine yeh section check kiya,mai ek hindustani hoon.jab maine upar ka ek joke pada jaha ek pakistani ka mazak udaya gaya tha,mujhe bura laga kyonki yaha aane se pahle maine sab se pahli maine thread padi thi,jaha unhone yahi samjhane ki koshih kari thi,ke is tarah ke jokes nahi publish hoge.maine socha mai in MR INDIA IN SPACE ko ek msg likh doongi,phir maine aap sab ke msgs pade n sabne hi unko discourage kiya.mujhe acha laga,par aapka yeh pee wala joke padne ke baad realize hua ke yaha to sirf nationality ka farq tha,yeh nahi dekha gaya ke insaan ka is tarah se mazaq uadaya gaya,mai kisi ke sense of humour ke upar comment nahi karna chahungi,par sirf itna kah sakti hoon,ke mai paydashi hindutani hi nahi balke dil se bhi hindustani hoon n mera adha kunba pakistan mai hai.mujhe jitni mohabbat apni country se hai,utni hi izzat mai paistan ko bhi dena chahoongi.shayad poori duniya mai in dono mulk jaisa koi nahi,yeh to balke do bahiyyon ki tarah hai,
main nahi janti ke sab kya sochte hai,mera manna hai ki humari generation hi aapas mai pyar bada kar duriya khatam kar sakti hai.
i hope aapko mera yeh tareeqa bura nahi laga,n agar lage to uske liye i m sorry.
ALLAH HAFIZ
ok everybody, im sorry for the jokes i have posted against indians on ere! it was just a JOKE! seems like a few people are getting offended too easily.
i am sincerely sorry if i hurt anybodys feelings.
i will not post any anti-indian jokes again!
ill talk to the admin to get the jokes removed! i dnt really wanna be the cause of friction on these forums. Plus independence day just went by so we should all be happy and spread the love between our countries!
shaiku baba,its not that i m getting offended,but i suppose mujhe kuch kahne ki zaroorat nahi,waise i m sure that dint want to hurt nybody....nyways NO HARD FEELINGS
