India just got their new Mig fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training.
“Ok, this one is easy to fly”, said the Russian trainer, “even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!”
“But how do we come down?” asked Capt. Parkash Sinah.
“Oh,” said the Russian “leave that to the Pakistan Air Force!”