An email of a married guy to an unmarried girl

Re: An email of a married guy to an unmarried girl

Have they met?
if NO then:

"Hey YOU,
I am actually a 52 year old white fat guy, but I would love to see you. Maybe we can come back to my place after dinner (and you can clean my place ... its so darty these days).

P.S: If you bringign a gift from Paris, get me a nice vaccum"