In a nearly empty London pub on a filthy winter’s day, there were
several patrons quietly drinking when in comes your stereotypical
American visitor, obviously unimpressed by the country, its
weather and everything else about it.
He says loudly: “What a lousy country. The bars are shut half the
time, it’s cold, wet and windy, the beer tastes like piss and is
served at the same temperature, the streets are packed and you
can’t even get a cab.”
Several people quietly leave.
He looks at a gentleman quietly sipping a pink gin and says: “Hey
limey, how can you bear to live in such a miserable place?”
He is ignored, more people leave.
After some more of this only the gentleman with the pink gin, the
barman and the American are left in the pub.
He says: “Hey, limey: I’m talking to you. I’ve been to damn near
every country in the world and this is the lousiest. I dunno how
you can bear to live here. This country is just the ar$sehole of
the world.”
The gentleman with the pink gin pauses, takes another sip and,
turning, delicately enquires of the American:
I WAS LIKE READING THE WHOLE TWENTY PARAGRAPHS ANTICIPATING THE JOKE THAT WOULD BE COMING AT THE END....ONLY TO FEEL.....
"oh......that was the joke.....yeah.....funny.....NOT!
omg
What have I done
I have wasted at least 5 minutes each for 16 guppies (10 minutes in some cases - as some people actually had to THINK if its a joke or not )
And that tooo in the month of Ramzan
Kitna gunah milla hoga mujhay
)
