Ek shakhs apne joote saamne rakkh kar namaaz parhne laga, tå qareeb se guzarne wale ne kaha: Lahaul vla kuvvata…Bhaye…joote aage rakkh kar namaz nahin hoti, tå shakhs ne jawab dia:
Agar aage raakh kar namaaz nahin hoti, tå peeche rakkh kar joote nahin hote…
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©!²ºº¹¸.·´¯·.¸¸.·´¯· .® ** ~The Real TigerStyle~ **®·´¯·.¸¸.·´¯·.²ºº¹!©
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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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waise its true..!!!
*(lekin jootay aagay rakh kar namaz ho jaati hay)
xpect d unxpected<<
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not that funny though,
here where i live, u can leave money behind u and no one will pick it…
joote to koyee dekhta bhee nahin…
Armughal where do u live???????
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Originally posted by Miss Nice:
Armughal where do u live???????
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In dreamland
HAHAHAHAHAHa.. good 1 ahmar.. :)
yar lc.. this joke was known to me in grade 4 during islaamiyaat class.. hehhehe, we giggled on it for like hours.. :)
**zindagi ek junoon hay, phati huee patloon hay,
jitnay taankay lagg sakay, lagaaye ja, lagaaye ja..
Having been in Amreeka all my life, when I went back to Pakistan and we went to pray Jum’ah Namaz, my cousin made me put on an old pair of his shoes.
When I got to the Masjid ~ I understood why.
Now this is funny!
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and more…
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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut!