An accident with a Jew

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A jew and a muslim had a terrible accident on the motor way. Their vehicles had been badly damaged and were beyond recognition. By the grace of God, both came out alive and were thankful to God that they were alive. The Jews looks at the Muslim and says, “We should thank God that we are alive, we believe in the same God and why are we not friends… I think we should be friends from now on”.
The Muslim agrees, “Yes we should… and to celebrate our now friendship we should have a drink together”. So the muslim pulls out a bottle of Whiskey from the trunk of his cars and asks the Jew to have a first go…
.. The Jew drinks as much of the Whiskey as he can… when he was half way he asks the Muslim, “Here, you drink the other half”..
The Muslim replies,“Err… No Thanks… I’ll just wait for the cops”!

— I hope you all got the above joke —

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now that is funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

you have just left the flick mode.
see ya boyyyyyyyyyyy

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what u mean about cop

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Amjedjan - cop as in police!

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Nice joke!

But it didn't had to be jews and muslims. I would have enjoyed it more even if you had used my name as the jew in the joke.

Avoid such racist jokes, please!

[This message has been edited by kumarakn (edited February 18, 2001).]

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Well it could have even been a sardarji joke.... but that would have been racist too.... anyway there are way too many racist jokes around... even blonde jokes are racist if you think about it!

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Ooyeee, wah ji, very good lateefah…
Thankx for postin

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