Re: Amir_Pindi's Biodata, coming soon...
^ For that AND for questioning my gender, you have earned the right to consider yourself as a potential wife for Pindi Sahib.
Give me your mother's number...
^ Haaaw Haai......you use "**marriage to your client" **as a threat/consequence for those who have offended you???????
LOL. LOL. LOL. Muawhahahahhahah. You have opened a new world of illegitimate POWER for yourself. Can you imagine the possibilities? This is only a sampling of scenarios that my nefarious mind has conjured up:
1) Landlord demands rent: threaten with marriage imposition!
2) Baby won't give up candy: flash picture of baby's imposed future spouse!
3) Boss harrassing you: sign up rishta candidate as "inside" employee.
4) Hubby won't clean house....flash him pic of his new replacement roomate.
5) Cop gives u a hard time...find him wife who can wield a belan.
If you and I stick together my semolina sister.......we shall do more than match people up........WE SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAH
(Red Velvet twiddles her fingers in anticipation)