Once an old man went to a jewelery shop with his girlfriend and asked the jeweler to show 'em the most beautiful and expensive ring. After 10-12 rings, his girl friend went crazy on a ring. The old man decided to buy that ring to his girlfriend.
The old man asked the jeweler that would it be okay if i give you a check for the ring, you can cash it on monday and i will get the ring on monday. The jeweler said, sure sir. i will .. ..
On Monday: Jeweler called the old man and started swearing at him. The old man asked why. He said, your check bounced. The old man started laughing, I know .. .. but you don’t know how amazing weekend i had .. 
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