TLK
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If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
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Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
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Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
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For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
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A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough.
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You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
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Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
Daily thought:
Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!!
copy cat i posted that before:p
expect last 3
Re: AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
why the capital letters?
that excited are we? :D
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Number 6. 
TLK
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You think I would create that 
off course its a forwarded email
No … the forwarded email had the title in All Caps .. I simply cut and paste that
you think, I have time to edit this kind of crap
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kaanch
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at first i really thought u were gonna delete it and i was going to post **no its ok i was just joking **but…
sweefs
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Re: AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
admit it TLK...you were excited :D
kaanch
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feeling guilty to post it
K337
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:D
Shikra
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Re: AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
Headmaster saab, this was posted in Jokes forum a couple of days ago.
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showthread.php?t=285695
