I am in a dilemma. My wife calls me pig. She also says that I must not tell pigs about it becasue they would be hurt. She doesn’t knows that I can be hurt too. We have been married 15 years. I’m a professional truck driver now. I spend most of my time on road. And when you go home, your wife calls you pig. I am also a human bean. We all are human beans. And she aint no Britney Spears herself. She says that when she is angry. But you see she is always angry. My question is: how can I tell her not to do that? What if she doesnt stop doing that?
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My time machine finally works!!! Pcg’s husband in 15 years!! 
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PCG is a very good person but I'm already married.
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this thread's gonna be funny.
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You guys think it's funny....being called a pig by your wife...o please...I want a solution my freinds!
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Truck Driver…
Watcha smokin’ mon?
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Hasheesh
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im sorry but…
it’s “being” not bean!
ok…did u ask her why she calls u a pig?
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take care of her and tret her like a queen "every girl" needs to be a princess or queen
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Stop laughing! You people are killing me. I couldn’t complete my high school…So you see..spelling problems.
She calls me pig. She says I’m fat and smelly. (She’s fat too) I’m smelly because I can’t take a bath everyday. It’s hard work. She has an associate degree. So she thinks I’m somehow inferior to her. I lover her… I don’t answer back. She might leave me:(
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hey truck driver,
do you know that your wife is cheating on you.
cause she is comparing you to the other guy, who is very nice and polite.
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hey, pigs are one of the most intelligent and tastiest animals on the planet
and normally they dont have trouble spelling human Being
however Sir, if you see your wife as a vegitable....a legume.... an ordinary bean....
i dont see why she cant see you as a farmyard animal.
Good Day to you...
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I also thought that. I have spy cams everywhere in the house. Phone is bugged. PC has spyware. I even hired a detective. Theres no evidence as yet. I CANT find a reason.
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ahemmm.....intresesting...mayb u guyz shud go to a marriage counsel
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maybe you should spend more time with her :)
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Being, being, being, being:mad: …Is everyone happy now? You people thumb your nose at poor people like me. I aint got no savings. I can’t go to marriage counsel. How can I spend more time with her? Who’ll drive the truck? I’m usually away from home.
Lazy_daizy: She has apparently no love for pigs or she won’t call me a pig. I treat her well. And, I don’t give ride to british ladies on my truck, no matter how intelligent and witty they are.
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can i go with her to the counseler.
may be she will call me a pig. hmmmmmmmmmmm
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^ Not until we're divorced.