Am I a catch?

Lifestyle Relationships
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Well let’s see. I’m:

  • Young
  • Accomplished in my professional field
  • Tall
  • Dark
  • Have a sense of humor
  • Shareef
  • Innocent eyes

Though, I do:

  • Have hairy back/butt
  • Don’t wear deodrant
  • Hair coming out of nose/ears
  • pick my nose and hide my boogers beneath chairs/tables
  • take out ear wax publicly
  • like to put oil in my hair
  • frequently spit while I talk
  • probably have bad breath as well
  • thick desi accent

So tell me ladies, am I a great catch or just a good catch?

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Re: Am I a catch?

You'll certainly be a better catch if you start wearing deodorant (not difficult) and if you take care of the hair issue.

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Re: Am I a catch?

^ well I dont mess with what the lord has given me. I take the good with the bad.

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Wah! How admirable. Then I'm sure you'd be the perfect catch for some girl out there who totally shares your view of being au natural as possible. Some woman with a bushy uni-brow.....thick mustache.....and unbearable body odor could be waiting out there for you. Since you're so against making any changes to one's appearance.....I'm sure you won't be a hypocrite and will be more accepting of such a woman.

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is that you redvelvet?

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Re: Am I a catch?

lolz RV.

Ye_Boii.

I find dat hard to belve you are aneducated decent young man, working in professional enviroment.

Yet, u stink and look scruffy.

Which profesional institituion would accomdate u.

Is it hards to maintain regular grooming mate.

Wasey dnt mind me saying but i feel u also have great insecurity problems.

One more thing. Dont underestimate the Power of truth and truthful people.
They stand out.

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Re: Am I a catch?

:omg:

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A good catch for an ape!

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Oh Jaanwar.............tis your lucky day! Yea Boii awaits!

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Re: Am I a catch?

^Or a

‘‘Chipkali’’

:p:

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Pindi Nut,

If you’re going to accuse someone of being a Multi of another member…then at least bother to get the accusation correct. I can’t wait till Chipkali comes to the forums and reads about how you’re accusing her of being me. So hilarious.

Why don’t you ask the GS administrators or TLK to check and confirm for you whether or not I am Chipkali. The fact that I so boldly welcome you to do this is in itself a HUGE indication that I’m not chipkali.

At least do some detective work by comparing our profiles and posts before jumping to conclusions. But I know the common sense is not your best suit.

And now you’ll probably say that “you’re joking” …a worn out stale excuse of yours often put forth for your silly ideas.

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Re: Am I a catch?

No, i wasnt Joking.

I know there si somthing between u and 'chipkalli'!!

Im saying this again loud and clear.
Both your writing styles, your advices, the threads you hang on are same!

i dont need to ask the mods u reptile

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Opps! No offense of course to our fav' GS gorilla! Hehe! :)

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Well at least you have finally learned that a chipkali is not a **"mammal" **as you had once stated in a previous thread.

It's obvious you have a grudge toward me.........but Chipkali hasn't said or done anything wrong to you. And here you are spreading lies about that girl's identity. What you're doing not only reflects a GROSS LACK OF INTELLIGENCE on your part........it's also unfair to Chipkali. I feel sorry for you, Amir. You've gone to the dark side.

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He is a good gorilla :)

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Re: Am I a catch?

Oh.but who made somebody go to the dark side? U unnesecerily made resembelcnes between me and amir, and s.frustrations eveerywhere you coudl. now you complain about me insulting others.
u ruined my reputaion in gupshup, u took advatnge of my respect too far,lets see how u like it

Im sorry I meant 'Chipkali' just strongly resembles RedVelvet.

Gorilla tell me how the dark side looks

what should i do after married life
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Emmm, I don't think so!

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:omg: Now YOU are funny :rotfl:

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Nutwer........you need to grow up. Nobody makes or forces a person go to the dark side. You're giving me way too much credit and exempting yourself from responsibility.

Regardless of what another person says or does.........it's always YOUR responsibility as an individual to maintain yourself. If you hit a person because he made fun of you..........and then complain because you now have a reputation of a "violent" person..............you can't blame the person for your actions. Because you always had the option of conducting yourself decently. Nobody forced you to hit. You did it yourself. So, don't blame others for going to the "dark" side. When disagreeing with your posts.......I've used decent language for the most part. I said that talking about a particular excessively topic can push people away. This is just a common sense observation. I didn't give you a gaali. You can't prevent others from posting their views........but one should be responsible for their own reputation by being mindful of how they post. For example, if people get on your case for saying "Is God perverted"........then don't blame them for ruining your reputation........take responsibility for your own self.

By blaming others for making you to to the dark side..........you're giving the impression that you're not strong enough to take accountability for yourself.

Wht r u doing ?
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Re: Am I a catch?

Yee-Boii

I think RV might be interested.

Anyway, I admit your not to blame for me wishing to go on the 'darks-side'.

But RV atleats you should not take the piss out of men who have not been able to ye 'get laid'.
How do you know if thats what they really want or is that what they are trying to avoid.

I dont think that is a good thing by influecing others by mocking them of not being able to ye 'been laid'.

It does not portray a good image of yourself.