A very beautiful woman
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was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : “Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll do ANYTHING for you…”
She says : “You PIG!! NEVER!!”
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So he says “FINE!” and he drops her down
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… So she’s falling and screaming…
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Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :"Oh thank you, you saved me,
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I’ll do anything that you ask…"
The guy says : “Fraulein, sleep with me.”
She replies: “Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!”
So the man says : “Fine!!!” and he also drops her down again.
She’s falling
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and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she’s going to die.
Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : “Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll SLEEP with you!!”
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The Muslim man replies : “Astaqfirulla’h!”:mad": and he drops her.
!!! remember always be a good muslim!!!