Altaf Hussain's life is in danger

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Altaf Hussain

KARACHI: Muttahida Qoumi Movement (MQM) has issued a statement saying that party chief Altaf Hussain’s life is in serious danger.

**The statement quoted Altaf Hussain as saying that a ‘network of conspiracies’ had been laid around him, and fake allegations were leveled against him even at international level.
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He said he never bowed to evil forces at home or abroad, and wont bow to any international pressure.

**He appealed to the workers and supporters to remain vigilant even if some harm came to his life, and never forget the lesson of righteousness.
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For how long and from whom? This guy has not consumed aab e hayaat… Every life is in danger :bummer:

He went to the toilet. He forgot to flush...massive poo.
Meh.

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O wow ye tou khushi ki baat hai :balley:

mtlb karachities ki life kch days mein danger zone se bahir aa sakti hai :hmmm:

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Late Moin Akhtar once joked: suna hai, sehat jo hai, woh cigar k liye bohat mozir hai
Anwar Maqsood corrects him: sehat cigar k liye nahin, cigar sehat k liye mozir hai

Similarly

Altaf bhai ko kya hona hai..

He himself is muzir-e-sahat ya wabal-e-jaan or life

Infact there should be a signpost outside his house: "Danger 440 volts, Altaf bhai resides here!"

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Does any one have the link to the new bbc Documentary which has brought up this storm?

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BBC News - Imran Farooq murder: Two men sought by UK authorities

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thanks

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I would agree. That’s the most concise observation :k:

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Please save bhai from himself please

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Don't worry, Bhai ko kuch nahi ho ga...aakhir Iblees bhi to kab se zinda hey, usey kuch huwa?

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*He appealed to the workers and supporters to remain vigilant even if some harm came to his life, and never forget the lesson of righteousness. *
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This beauty should be posted in jokes section. People there have missed out on this absolute gem.

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Bhai is an amaranthine source of gems. Every word uttered, every glance cast, every address made and every observation delivered amount to be a priceless asset for the entire human race — died, living or yet to born.

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Because two murderers are now definitely identified hence his life is now in danger of killing of his own man.

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any protest today?

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abhi tak to sakoon hai

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Khuda Altaf Hussain ko zindagi de - without this joker who would have these funny statements, free dance and songs..

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ALLAH kry Scottland yard , Altaf bhi ko THOK daye.. Jali police mukablay ma.

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It was possible had Scottland Yard worked under Rana Sanaullah :D

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^Hahahaha. I like rana sanaAllah. He is the activ CM punjab. I like his Munchain.