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London – Leader of the Muttahda Qoumi Movement, Altaf Hussain has challenged Imran Khan, leader of the Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaaf to a rap battle to settle differences once and for all. The challenge came after Imran Khan accused Altaf Hussain of being unimaginative and of being a “non-creative person”. According to our correspondent in London, Altaf Hussain after listening to Imran Khan on a Pakistani television talk show decided that he couldn’t take it anymore and immediately released a press release, challenging Imran Khan to a duel - a Rap/Freestyle battle. Altaf Hussain later called a press conference at his London residence to personally challenge Imran. He had composed a freestyle poem that he read in front of the media. The content of the poem are as follows:
*"Salaam Salaaam Salaam SALAAAAAMMMMM!! Imran you dumbass, main hoon tum se hum kalaam…
You think you’ve got it all, the ****es and their buns,
Think again man, You’re up against my nasty guns (bang bang bang)
You think you can give Pakistan what it deserves,
I pity the fool, who thinks more then I who can serve, Curves, Curves Curves,
The road of politics has a lot of them,
I got no personal beef with you,
You know what I am sayin’?
Like Musharraf moonwalked on Sharif’s s ass after he took over the seat,
You’d better run to Sita, I heard she’s on heat (heat heat heat)
Imma gonna write till my pen bleeds with my blood,
HAHAH I am just messin’ with you, it’s obviously going to be your blood.
So if you think you’ve got it all come talk to me mano-a-mano,
You can bring a mano, cuz I am gonna be bringing Saieen Sanoo.
Come see see at my London crib,
I’ll see your ass there soon, anytime after my nap in the afternoon."
Altaf Hussain said that he was inspired by the Hollywood movie 8-Mile and that Eminem was his hero and he had decided to follow his hero’s footsteps. Hussain added that “Bunny” was his pet name as well. “Bunny” was the name of the lead character Eminem played in 8-Mile. Speaking at this occasion, Farooq Sattar said that he had faith in Hussain’s “*****in’ rhymes” and not only was he the perfect leader for Pakistan, “Altaf Hussain is a killer MC as well.” Sattar flew to London after discussing the matter over the telephone with Hussain. JUI leader Moula Fazlur Rehman has offered to be the DJ at this battle and in a statement released to the press he said , “…also It would give me a chance to brush up on my beatboxing as scratching vinyls is haram in Islam.”
Altaf Hussain Challenges Imran Khan to a Rap Battle to Settle Differences
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