A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets.
Someone asked her what the bracelet was for.
She replied,
“I’m allergic to nuts and eggs.”
The person asked, “Are you allergic to cats?”
The girl said, “I don’t know… I never ate cats”
Hey!For once i love cats!But a gross joke!
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The cause of all evils is the desire for power!
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mazay kaa hai…
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mairay dill mairay mussafir
hahaah .. good1
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8.Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.