The Barber was having troubles with his two young boys, so he decided to send them to Maulvi for some help.
The next morning Saleem, aged 8, was sent. Upon arriving, the Maulvi sat him down and sternly asked, “Where is Allah ?”
Saleem sat there speechless, so the Maulvi asked louder, “Where is Allah ?”
Again no answer came from Saleem, so the Maulvi shook his finger in Saleem’s
face and screamed, “WHERE IS ALLAH ?”
Saleem screamed and bolted from the room, ran right home and dove into his closet, shutting the door behind him.
His older brother Fahim watched this, slowly opened the door and asked,
“What happened to you ?”
Saleem yelled, "We’re in big trouble this time, dude. Allah is missing and
they think WE did it. "