Teacher: Dunya Me Kitne Barr-E-Azam Hain?
Pathan Rajpoot: 4…
Teacher: Kon Kon Se?
Pathan Rajpoot:
1- Quaid-E-Azam
2- Sikandar-E-Azam
3- Mughal-E-Azam
or
4- Mera Chacha Haji Azam.!!!
larka: merey sath chalogi
larki: khan?
larka:jahan tm khao
larki :ok police station chaltey haen
larka: btao ab banda apni baji sy b mazak nai karskta
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
1pathan:yr tumara abbu ktnay sal kah hy
2pathan:jitnah kah main
1pathan:who keasay
2pathan:yr jab main pahdah howah tabhi to who abbu banah
bus itna hi kaha tha k men barso ka piysa hon FARAZ
us nay PIPE moun main daal kar motor chala di
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saari upar karna photo leni hai.
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya
Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.
on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said…i love pakistan
Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
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