All About Women

PakiAmerican · February 18, 2009, 8:09pm

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a Little beverage, good food and companionship…
  She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

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1. We also sleep in separate beds.
  Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas .

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1. I take my wife everywhere.. ..
  But she keeps finding her way back.

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1. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
  ‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!’ she said.
  So I suggested the kitchen.

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1. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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1. She has an electric blender, electric
  Toaster and electric bread maker.
  She said ‘There are too many gadgets, and no place
  To sit down!’ So I bought her an electric chair .

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1. My wife told me the car wasn’t running well
  Because there was water in the carburetor.
  I asked where the car was. She told me, ‘In the lake.’

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1. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days.
  Then the mud fell off.

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1. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, ‘Am I too late ..For the garbage?’ The driver said, ‘No, jump in!’

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1. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

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11.. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her
First name was Always.

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1. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months
  I don’t like to interrupt her.

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13.. The last fight was my fault though.
My wife asked, ‘What’s on the TV?’
I said, ‘Dust!’

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I love it…these were the good old days
When humor didn’t have to start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun.

Mrs_weasel · February 18, 2009, 8:14pm

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LOL, I think mr. weasel can relate to a few of these. I prefer clean humor too.

Ajeeb · February 18, 2009, 9:36pm

quite funny

NJMasti · February 18, 2009, 9:54pm

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lol

Lush-Beauty · February 18, 2009, 10:00pm

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12. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months
I don’t like to interrupt her.

lol

SHANAYLE · February 19, 2009, 8:37pm

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heheheheh

angile · February 20, 2009, 4:26am

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lol

Straight_up · February 20, 2009, 4:54am

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Why do men love making jokes about women?

Iggle · February 20, 2009, 5:53am

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Lol.

diwana · February 21, 2009, 3:01am

Simple.

Because they don’t have to work hard for that…

(J/K)

diwana · February 21, 2009, 3:05am

PakiAmerican:

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a Little beverage, good food and companionship...... She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

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2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas .

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3. I take my wife everywhere.. .. But she keeps finding her way back.

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4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

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5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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6. She has an electric blender, electric Toaster and electric bread maker. She said 'There are too many gadgets, and no place To sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair .

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7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well Because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, 'In the lake.'

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8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

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9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too late ..For the garbage?' The driver said, 'No, jump in!'

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10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

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11.. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her First name was Always.

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12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months I don't like to interrupt her.

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13.. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!'

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I love it........these were the good old days When humor didn't have to start with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple fun.

Good ones. Some were new.

Did you mean 'WIFE' when U said four letter word?:)