Subject: Fw: All About Love (This is an old one, but still a lot of fun - jc)
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
“Eighty-four, because at that age, you don’t have to
work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving
each other in your bedroom.” - Judy, 8 years old
“Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me
a wife.” - Tom, 5 years old
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and
that usually gets them interested enough to go for a
second date." - Mike, 9 years old
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
“You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks
to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she’ll want
to have videos of the wedding.” - Jim, 10 years old
“Never kiss in front of other people. It’s a big embarrassing
thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might
be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a
few hours.” - Kally, 9 years old
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
need somebody to clean up after them."- Lynette, 9 years old
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just
a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."- Kenny, 7 years old
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WHY DOES LOVE HAPPEN BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE?
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something
to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant
are so popular."- Jan, 9 years old
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something,
but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."- Harlen,
8 years old
WHAT IS FALLING IN LOVE LIKE?
“Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.”
- Roger, 9 years old
“If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell,
I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” - Leo, 7 years old
WHAT EFFECT DO GOOD LOOKS HAVE ON LOVE?
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in
your family it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."
- Jeanne, 8 years old
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me, I'm handsome
like anything, and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet."
- Gary, 7 years old
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time."-
- Christine, 9 years old
WHY DO LOVERS HOLD HANDS?
“They want to make sure their rings don’t fall off, because
they paid good money for them.”
- Dave, 8 years old
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LOVE?
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The
Simpsons' is on television."
- Anita, 6 years old
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the
girls keep finding me."
- Bobby, 8 years old
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade
hard enough."
- Regina, 10 years old
WHAT QUALITIES ARE NECESSARY IN A GOOD LOVER?
“One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if
you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.”
- Ava, 8 years old
HOW DO YOU MAKE SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."
- Del, 6 years old
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might
get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."
- Alonzo, 9 years old
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something
she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me."
- Bart, 9 years old
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT
ARE IN LOVE?
“Just see if the man picks up the check. That’s how you can tell
if he’s in love.”
- John, 9 years old
“Lovers will just be staring at each other, and their food will
get cold. Other people care more about the food.”
- Brad, 8 years old
“It’s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
They like to order those because it’s just like how their hearts
are on fire.”
- Christine, 9 years old
WHAT ARE MOST PEOPLE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"?
"The person is thinking, 'Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope
he showers at least once a day.'"
- Michelle, 9 years old
HOW DOES A PERSON LEARN TO KISS?
“You learn it right on the spot when the gushy feelings get
the best of you.”
- Doug, 7 years old
“It might help to watch soap operas all day.”
- Carin, 9 years old
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you.
That's why I stopped doing it."
- Jean, 10 years old
HOW DO YOU MAKE LOVE LAST?
“Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.”
- Tom, 7 years old
“Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you
never take out the trash.”
- Randy, 8 years old