Pakistani and Indian - both living on each side of the border, the common wall between their houses is right there on the Border. The Indian has a hen, which used to lay an egg every morning…
One day the hen somehow crossed over the border and into the Pakistani’s house and laid the egg there 
The Indian promptly demanded that the Pakistani return the egg, as it was laid by the Indian’s hen. The Pakistani denied and told him that the egg was his , as it was laid in his territory. The argument grew and finally, after a war of words, the indian suggested that it should be settled by the show of power. Each man would kick the other one .. errr .. :halo: on the butt . The one who took the kick without moving or falling down, would keep the egg. The Pakistani agreed. The indian lost the toss and the pakistani got to kick first. He wore his heaviest boots and came running from 10 yards and gave the indian such a kick in the @rse that the indian staggered and fell to the ground. He remained there for sometime and finally got up and said “OK-now its my turn to kick you- see if you can stand up at all after getting kicked”
The Pakistani , dived into his pocket and produced the egg,
and said “Here’s the Egg-enjoy the breakfast sir”
and walked away
