Albert Einstein can be funny!

“So long as they don’t get violent, I want to let everyone say what they wish, for I myself have always said exactly what pleased me.” – Albert Einstein
**“Teaching should be such that what is offered is perceived as a valuable gift and not as a hard duty.” – Albert Einstein **
“Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that’s relativity.” – Albert Einstein

“As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.”–Albert Einstein
Imagination is more important than knowledge. – Albert Einstein
Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing. – Albert Einstein


“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.”


- Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied:
“You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”


“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Albert Einstein



If A equals success, then the formula is _ A = _ X + _ Y + _ Z. _ X is work. _ Y is play. _ Z is keep your mouth shut. – Albert Einstein

“If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.”
– Albert Einstein
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else
– unless it is an enemy.
– Albert Einstein

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. – Albert Einstein

“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” --Albert Einstein

“If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.” --Albert Einstein


“I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.” --Albert Einstein

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” --Albert Einstein


“The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.” --Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

“You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.” --Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” --A. Einstein

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants." --Albert Einstein

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omg … another super thread… :hehe: :k:

Komal ur on a rolll baita :slight_smile:

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:omg: i like this komal

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bohat achay Albert Einstein ...... :)

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:blush:

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Nice thread! thanks for sharing goodies.

Few comments:

I believe the world hasn't ignored Einstein's quotes; for example:

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." --Albert Einstein]
This quote was followed in the "WMD Theory (Weapons of Mass Destruction)".
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"Teaching should be such that what is offered is perceived as a valuable gift and not as a hard duty." -- Albert Einstein ]
I see this point is implemented in education in the west but it is opposite back in Pakistan.

****"You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war." --Albert Einstein]
This porbably is not understood yet by the world leaders.

****[If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants." --Albert Einstein]
Nice suggestion for the overweight people. I have noticed i used to lose weight during my exams.


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