Ek sahab apne dost ko bata rahe the: “Kal mere saath bohot burra hua. Main raat ke 3baje ghar phoncha. Meri biwi so rahi thi. Usko mere aane ka andaza hua to ghanoodgi main pochne lagi ke waqt kya hua hai. Maine jaldi se kaha ke:” Sirf bara baje hain, jaan". Lekin aain ussi waqt kambhakht wall clock ne 3 ghantiya baja di."
“Phir to tum waqai bari mushkil main phans gae hounge”, dost ne kaha.
“Haan yaar, mujhe deewar ke saath lag kar apne moo se 9 ghantiyoun ki mazeed awaaz nikaalni pari.”
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