Zardari ki Profile:
Aap 1952 mein paida hue,
Aap ne Beghairti ki Ibtadai Taleem apne mohallay se shuru ki,
Aala taleem kay leye Jail Chale Gaye,
Jab ‘DAKOO’ honay ka certificate hasil na hua tu Aap nay hukumat kay Khazanay ko lootnay ka plan banaya.
Benazir say shadi ki,
Aap nay professional Beghairti ka aghaz,kum umari mein he kar diya,
No 1 Luteray ki haisyat say aap ko dunya bhar mein ‘Mr 10% ka khitab mila.
Aap nay apni Biwi ki security kay leye Jail kay doston ko muntakhib kiya.
Unn ki anthak mehnat say un ko Jannat ka ticket mila , aur khud ‘Sadder’ ban gaye.
Aap kay mustaqbil aur taqdeer per ‘tabsaray’ jari hain.
Jashan e Azadi Mubarik’
Kisi Khushi Ki, ye deed ho gaye,
Anhoni thee,ye honi ho gaye,
Zardari ko jota,kia parra,London mein,
Ramzan say pehle he, EID ho gaye.
Mujhe Guman Tha Kay Boht Chaha hai,
Zamane nay mujhe,
Faiz,
Mein Azeez to sub Ka Tha,
Magar,
Birmingham Ja Kar Pata Laga
Hoo hoo Haa Haa,Mein Hoon Zardari,
Mein Hoon Sab pay Bhari,
Pehle biwi mari,Ab,hai Awam ki Bari,
Magar Ye Juti Kis Nay Mari.
Barish Barsi Pani Aya,
Musharraf Nay Dhol Bajaya,
Iltaf Nay Gana Gaya,
Nawaz Nay Nara Lagaya,
Zardari Nay Farmaya,
Bhago Beta, ‘Joota Aya’.
Sherry Rahman ki Dard Bhari Dil Ki Awaz,
Husn Hazir Hai, Mohabbat Ki Saza Panay Ko,
Koi Jootay Say na Maray,
Meray Dewanay Ko.
Ye Watan pe Apni Jan Kia Daingay,
Ye Log Waqt pay Imtihan kya Daingay,
Jo Khud Jootay Kha Rahe Hein Dunya Mein,
Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Deingay.
Na meri Koi Manzil Na Kinara,
Berooni doray meri mehfil,
Swiss account Mera Sahara,
Biwi Say Bichar Kar kuch yun waqt guzra,
Kabhi jootay ko dekha,
Kabhi phir doray par nikal Giya.
SMS:
Aap Kay mobile mein Asif Zardari,Tashreef La Rahe Hain,
2 Jootay Mar Kar Agay Bhej Do
Quaid-eAzam ‘Baani e Millat,
Fatima Jinnah ‘Madar e Millat
Liaqat Ali Khan ‘Shaheed e Millat’
Janab e Sadr,Quaid e Qillat
Cheeni,Petrol ,Gas Ki Qillat,Nokri Ki Qillat,
Bijli Ki Qillat,
Qillat, he Qillat,
Jawab Mein Janab e Sadr Nay Kaha,
Yaqeenan who Shaks Gunah Gaar Hai,
Jis nay mujhe dekha or Gaali na di.
Zardari Ka Blood Group Kya Hai?
Shaitan Ki Tabiyat,
Ramzan Ki Wajha Say Bohat Kharab Hai,
Doctor nay kaha sirf ,Rishtay Dar Kay Khun Ki Zarurat Hai
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Punjabi ones:
Kuj Shauq si yaar 10% lein da,
Kuj Benazir nay mauqa day ditta,
Kuj sajna kasar na chorri si,
Kuj zehr Sharif nay Ghol ditta,
Kuj NRO da rung charrya,
Kuj dard Ifthikar nay anmol ditta,
Kuj sarr gai qismat meri,
Kuj media nay dhoka dhol ditta,
Kuj unj vi awaam aukhian san,
Kuj galay vich Swiss adalatan san,
Kuch Shehr day log zalim san
Kuj mein vi Baigharat san.
Janab Zillat Maab
Haqeer Faqeer
Qatil-e-BayNazir
Misl-e-Khanzeer
Be-Zameer
…Asif Ali Zardari nay farmaya…
Swiss Account de Case na Puttoo ..
Geo Bhutto,Geo Bhutto!!
100 de card piche 32 Luttoo..
Geo Bhutto,Geo Bhutto!!
Gareeba nu lamyan Paa k Kuttoo ..
Geo Bhutto,Geo Bhutto!!
Meray Muu tay Ek Jutti hor Suttoo..
Geo Bhutto,Geo Bhutto!!
Is Paygham nu agay Suttoo ..
Geo Bhutto,Geo Bhutto!!
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