5’ 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Saraak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bheer me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
Lahore, Islamabad ya Kharachi ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Parosi jab baat kare to haath main knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milney ke baad dil delight ho,
Yeh Nazam parhaney key baad log kahey “chikne, tum right ho”,
Aisi apni Wife ho.
kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya haseen life ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
khuda ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
Aaisi apni wife ho!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?