Airport/plane Stories

[Ghost14]

Re: Airport/plane Stories

@TLK

OK this was just a tad bit adult in nature but hey, I was not married then.

Three of us roommates (all males) were flying to Pakistan through PIA. We all were sitting at the window side row, the one with three seats. One of us was carrying an erotica novel, really cheap kind, the one with bazaari language. Of course we were all reading the passages and giggling like teen agers. Anyhoo, during the long flight, we all decided to take a walk, and put the novel at the pouch behind the front row. I came back towards our seats first and saw a quite good looking aunty sitting in our seats. While I came closer, she got up and left. I came back and sat, and first thing I did was to look for that book. It was not there. I almost had a heart attack. Aunty was looking at me when I was approaching the seat, and I was so sure that she stole it. Dont know why, but of course she knew that we were reading it. Aunty was also good looking so a guy in his 20’s was thinking all kind of weird and optimistic thoughts. And then I saw that aunty coming back to me, looking at me. I was extremely nervous, till she came to me and said. Excuse me, aap meri seat pe bethay hain :(. Our seats were behind hers, and of course the novel was still in its rightful place, in the pocket of our row.

100% true story.

Lol porn has come a long way.

I’m trying to remember a particularly interesting story but I still recall on a layover to Pakistan, people rushing to line up and jockeying for position after the announcement to board. Chalo chalo “laiin” lagao…I’m sitting there thinking, “do people realize that the seats are already assigned?”.

Of course on my most recent flight to Pakistan my seat got jacked by an aunty who wanted to sit next to her sister so maybe there’s something to laiin lagao-ing.