Airport/plane Stories

Theorist · March 25, 2014, 10:43pm

Re: Airport/plane Stories

My best one when I was going to Pakistan through NewYork by PIA. Iy was about 16-17 years ago. JFK, at the gate, just before you would enter the plane, there was a scanner for your luggage. One uncle in front of me put a big duty free shopping bag and went to the other side. There was so much of luggage behind his bag that once his bag reached the end to the other side, the bags behind it pushed it over the edge and his bag fell two feet down on the hard floor.

It had 2-3 bottles of whiskey in it. They all crashed down on the floor and there was sharab everywhere. Everyone gasped literally I mean who would expect a Pakistani traveling with sharaab in his luggage. Best part is that uncle not only did not react but refused to acknowledge that it was even his bag. He just walked into the plane without blinking. Lol. People were laughing like crazy.

i don’t know what is more embarrassing a Paki guy spilling alcohol or a vibrator come rolling out a purse and no one to claim it.