**Aik admi U.K. gaya to airport officer ne naam pucha…
Admi: Umar Daraz Bhatti…
Officer: Speak in english!
Admi kuch dair sochne ke baad bola: Long Life Oven
Officer: Hahahaha
Admi ke peeche aik aur admi tha wo ye sab sunker bola: My Name is Beautiful Red Underwear…
Officer: What ???
2nd Admi: O Sir mera naam hai Sundar Laal Chadda**
