A man is driving along a freeway at a steady 60km/h
with his wife when she suddenly looks at him and says
in a clear voice: “Darling I know we’ve been married
for 20 years but I want a divorce.”
The husband says nothing, keeps looking at the road
and slowly increases his speed to 65km/h.
The wife says: “I don’t want you to try and talk me
out of it because I’ve been having an affair with your best
friend and he’s a far better lover than you are.”
Again the husband says nothing but grips the steering
wheel more tightly and increases the speed to 70km/h."
I want the house," his wife says insistently, pushing her luck.
The speedo goes up to 75km/h. And I’ll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete overpass. This makes the wife a little nervous,
so she asks, “Isn’t there anything you want?”
The husband replies in a quite and controlled voice, “No, I’ve
got everything I need.”
Oh really, so what have you got?" asks his wife.
Just before they slam into the wall at 80km/h, the husband turns to her and smiles.
“The airbag.”!!!
