Classic Air Traffic Control Tower Conversations:
“Air Force '45, it appears your engine has…oh, disregard.
“Citation 123, if you quit calling me Center, I’ll quit cal-
“About three miles ahead, you’ve got traffic 12 o’clock, five
“You’re gonna have to key the mic. I can’t see you when you
“Put your compass on ‘E’ and get out of my airspace.”
“Don’t anybody maintain anything.”
“Climb like your life depends on it…because it does.”
“Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.” “OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!”
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… GOOOOOD STUFF
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My strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…
Haha
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Here’s one I heard a little while back…
Tower: “United 24, turn left to 135 for noise abatement”
United 24: “Sure, but I’m at 34000 feet. How much noise could I possibly be making?”
Tower: “Ever heard the noise a Jumbo makes when it hits an Airbus?”
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Ali_R
May 22, 2002, 8:54am
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Good one!
“WatCh youR tHoughtS ; they become words.WatCh youR wOrdS ; they become actions.WatCh youR aCtiOns ; they become habits.WatCh youR hAbiTs ; they become character.WatCh youR chaRactEr; it becomes your dEsTinY ."
Hahahahahah!
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