A Indian gets on a plane and sits next to a European.
As the plane takes off, he unrolls a wrapper containing Hindu vegetarian food which smells so much that the European’s nose twitches.
He turns to the man and says, “Food India” with a grin.
He then takes out a container containing the foulest smelling liquid and again the man at the side has a twitching nose.
He grins sheepishly at the man and says, “Sorry. Drink India”
He then proceeds with his meal.
As soon as he has finished he farts. It is a loud, long fart. He grins sheeepishly and says, “Air India” 
