Air hostess

Ek tota aur uska malik jahaz main safar kar rahe the. jab air hostess seat ke paas se guzri to totay ne CT maari. Air hostess ne peeche mud kar dekha aur muskra kar aage badhne lagi.

Ye dekh kar malik ne bhi CT mari, lekin air hostess ne shikayat kar di, elaan hua dono CT bajane walon ko chalte jahaz se neeche phenk dia jae.

Darwaze per tota malik se: Tumhe udna aat ahi?

Malik: Nahin.

Tota: To phir kameena pan kiyun kia?

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Funny, but old.

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OLD IS GOLD

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old,old

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Aap log kitne 'old' hain!!!

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socho beh k:mocking:

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Mujhe Qabl e Maseeh ki history padhna acha nahin lagta.

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kund zehen:ASA:

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Jo khud old ho un ki soch b old he hoti hy G.

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Those who heard it in Punjabi, would give this version 1 out of 10 :)

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Samj nei aye Amal G. Tarjma kar dain plz. Meri english wek hy g.

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Jiia!! Yeh main aap ke bare main kia sun raha hoon?