aik pagal

2629 · February 5, 2002, 2:13pm

aik pagal halwaee ki dukan per gaya.us nay aadha kilo doodh
pia aur phir thori see chini khanay ko mangi.chini khanay k
baad wo lait ker daain baain(lef & right) lotnay laga.
dukandar samjha k shaid doodh main zeher tha.us nay doodh gira
dia.paagal uth ker khara ho gaya to dukandar nay deryafet kia:
“tumhain kia huwa tha?” pagal nay jawab dia.

“yaar main to doodh main chini mila raha tha.” :d

confused · February 7, 2002, 1:25am

sigh* .. nuqsaan karr diya bechaaray ka..

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ßäÐäLL Kä®® ghö®äÿ KÄ hämm ßhäï$ ghäLïß
Tämää$hÄ-ë-ÄhL-ë-GüP$HÜP ÐäïKhtä¥ häïñ

Samad · February 8, 2002, 7:56am

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khiska_hoowa · February 8, 2002, 3:18pm

yaar ab tak to mil he gayee hogi

ok cya
well i guess not
are bhai
computer monitor
pe kaise dekho ge

Khanzada · February 10, 2002, 1:34pm

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haan, aam tor par ITNI dair main mil he jaati hai!

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Kambakht Ishq!

Khanzada · February 10, 2002, 1:36pm

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, hush…tujhay kia…teri apni to nahin thi na woh dukan?

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2629: Yar you have quite a different brand of humor. Hena?

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Where do you get these jokes from?

Kambakht Ishq!

FlameZz · February 10, 2002, 3:32pm

chaye ke patti nahin dali, or choolhay per bhi nai betha ???

.::. ¢¼ ﷲ ﻼﺃ ﷲﺃ ﻶ ¢¼ .::.

khiska_hoowa · February 11, 2002, 3:51pm

mera bhi yehi khayal hain

ok cya
well i guess not
are bhai
computer monitor
pe kaise dekho ge

2629 · February 11, 2002, 3:54pm

khanzada jee aik baat bataee
agar ap nay mwakay he meray jokes ko acha samja hai toa thank u .zahir hai achay joke asaanee say nahee miltay.
aur agar ap nay mera mazaq urraya hai.toa ap khud kyou nahee daund kar achay joke likhtay hai.likhana asaan hai laykin ussay karna muskil hotta hai.
aur flameZz jee woh mathaee key dukan thee waha patty kaha say aaee.mai nay joke likha.kohee question nahee pucha hai.

He_Devil · February 11, 2002, 4:51pm

2629 ik gal soun....I actually want to congratulate ur parents....how did they know that u r going to turn into what u r now..crack pot....and they made a choice of givinng you a number rather then a name...I mean how could they have known....did u start telling jokes like these when u were born...please share that with us...INNIT

Khanzada · February 11, 2002, 7:02pm

na na…yar 2629, generally i find yer jokes humorous…kabhi kabhar aisa nahin bhi hota. Theek?

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Kambakht Ishq!

Khanzada · February 11, 2002, 7:04pm

Agar tumhara bhi yehi khayal hai to phir main apna khayal badal leta hoon…loug hamain bhai na samajh lain na!

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Kambakht Ishq!

Bismah · February 11, 2002, 11:48pm

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Phat_gurl · February 13, 2002, 7:51pm

Are you sure that "PAGAL" wasn't you?

raaj-dulara · February 14, 2002, 3:34am

Attn: He_Devil, Phat_Gurl and the rest, her shaks ki izzat hotee hai, ager aap kissi ka ahtraam nahin ker saktay to kiss ko itna haqeer bhi na samjahin, shukerya..

2629, in ki batoon ka bura manao, in ko bus thori see thand lag gaee hai.

2629 · February 14, 2002, 1:44pm

he_devil first mai ap kay parents ko congratulation kahu kay unho nay ap ko buhat achay manners sekhae hai khair is may parents ka kya kasoor hai.bacha he un ka battameez ho toa kya kar saqtay hai.aur ap ko meray numbers say kya taqleef hai.jub ap kay parents ap ka name He_Devil rakh saqtay hai toa meray parents mera naam numbers may kyoun nahee rakh saqtay hai…INNIT

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COME ON KANZADA jee mujay ap say yae umeed nahee thee.kay ap b aesa likh saqtay hai…

phat_gurl ap ko toa her waqt problem rehty hai.her aik say jealous honay key jis ka elaaj kohee nahee hai.mai nay ap ko deakha tha halwaee key dukaan per yae kartay huway…

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