What is your real first name and who gave you this name? Do you like it, what does it mean?
**My first name is Douglas, and I have no particular feeling about it. My middle name is Ward, which along with Nathaniel have been family names for centuries.
**Who introduced you to Gupshup? If you then knew what it would do to you, would still have joined it?
**I Googled Gupshup after 9/11, and have never regreted it…
**What is your favorite forum on GS and why?
**I like World Affairs for the debate, and General for fun.
**Who do you think is the most eligible bachelor on GS? and why?
**Underthedome has to be the most eligible and desperate of bachelors, given his Heroines of Humanities posts.
**Who is the most eligible bachelorette and why?
**Cat-Woman is completely adorable. If I were not married, on the wrong continent, practicing the wrong religion, and 20 years younger, I would be all over her email like white on rice.
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If you were given a choice to become another guppy for a day, who would it be and why?
**I would be AK47 so that I could become a suicide bomber that day.
**If you were given a choice to meet one guppy in person, who would it be?
**One of my all time favorites is Nadia H, whos views I disagreed with, but whose intellect I respected.
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Which two guppies you think are having an affair on PMs?
**Huh?
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Who is your favorite mod?
**Honestly I liked Mursalin, he always wrote me very polite PMs reprimanding me for whatever. Fungi is great, Catty is fun, and I miss PhoenixDesi.
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only corpses are white.