What is your real first name and who gave you this name? Do you like it, what does it mean?
**Kaleem is my maiden name. It means Jewish Queen. **
Who introduced you to Gupshup? If you then knew what it would do to you, would still have joined it?
**It was pure happenstance. I was walking down the street in Houston and a moonchon vaala came to me and said he wanted to show me something. He was wearing a trenchcoat in the middle of july…yada yada yada…I walked away a changed man. **
**Oh you mean this website. My rabbi told me. **
What is your favorite forum on GS and why?
Pakistan FAQ. I think that forum is just delicious
Who do you think is the most eligible bachelor on GS? and why?
**I would have to check my PMs …don’t want to offend any suitors though. **
Who is the most eligible bachelorette and why?
**How would I know? what is a bachelorette? **
If you were given a choice to become another guppy for a day, who would it be and why?
Kaleem…wait that’s me. I really got to get ot know him…thanks for the reminder
If you were given a choice to meet one guppy in person, who would it be?
I could ask the same question. 
Which two guppies you think are having an affair on PMs?
Hmmm, how do you have an affair on PMS? PMS makes you crabby…you have to wait till its over before having the affair
Who is your favorite mod?
**that would be Arm Mughal. I just love him in spandex. **
