Aik aur saradr ki kahani

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Indian Times get news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin
koode. Sardar: oiye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.

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Banta Singh and Santa Singh tired with the mobile communication and decided to use the conventional method of communication. That is to use pigeons to send messages. One day Santa sends his pigeon. When the pigeon reaches to Banta it is with out message. Banta picked his mobile and asked Santa "what is this joke? The pigeon is without message." Then Santa said "khotey, that was a missed call."

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lol.

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:rotfl: :omg: :hehe: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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:hehe: :k:

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:omg: