a sardarji in newyork is passing through a dark alley on the way home from work.. then suddenly a guy comes up frm behind with a syringe containing some solution. the guy says.. sardar ji.. jinnay we dollar ney meinoo dey dou.. werna aey AIDS ala teeka tenoon laga dewanga.. sardarji misses a beat n gets scared n gives all the days money to the guy..
a week later he is passing frm the same place same time.. n the same guy syops him again for the same reason.. but this time sardarji says.. laa dey teeka per pesa na deaan mein tennoon..
the guy goes. saardarji kee key rey hoo.. tennoon AIDS dee bemari ho javey gee.. naa meinnoon teeka laa dey.. aaj menoon bemari nahi lug dee.. tou menoon jhulla sumjha hoya aey.. mein tey aaj condom paa kay aya waan..
heheh i hope u get the punjabi part…
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