Ahmadis, how can you answer this one?

What is wrong with you guys? Sunnis say you are kafirs, Shias say you are kafirs, Punjabis say you are kafirs, Bihari agree with them too, Pathans say you are kafirs..but you keep insisting nahi ji nahi hum musalman hain…maan na maan main tera mehmaan wali gall…why don’t you just accept the fact ke you are kafirs, may be a slightly different kind of kafir and move on.

On top it, what is ironic is that when momins have to brag their numbers they count you guys in too.