A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office,ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along,too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver’s door of theLexus.
The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn’t more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before,was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the
body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. “I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.”
“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, “Didn’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.”
“My God!” screamed the lawyer. “Where’s my Rolex?”
hehe!
wow that was nice!!!
:) :) :)
fakat,
aap ka dost
billi ka gosht
choohay ka achaar,
bara mazaydaar
Funny.
hahahaha!!!!
zman sahab nay kya baat kee hai!!!
bhai "funny" kehnay kee kya zaroorat thee..
yaar when its a "joke" .. it GOT to be funny!
aap nay kyaa kabhi koi "horror" joke bhee suna hai????
fakat
aap ka dost
billi ka gosht
choohay ka achaar
bara mazaydaar
heeheee hahaaahaa
shiraarty u r funny :)
Aap humaray dost hi rahein tow achha hai LOL
waisay mein nay horror jokes sunnay bhi hein aur dekhay bhi hain ;)