WORK PLACE
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS
INFORMATION SYSTEM
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMAN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
ELEMENT, WOMAN
SYMBOL, Wo2
ATOMIC MASS, ACCEPTED AS 125 LBS. BUT KNOWN TO VARY FROM 100 TO
500 LBS.
OCCURRENCE: COPIOUS QUANTITIES IN ALL URBAN AREAS
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
- Surface usually covered with a painted film
- Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
- Melts if given special treatment
- Bitter if incorrectly used
- Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore
- Yields to pressure if applied to correct points
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
- Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
- Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
- May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
- Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in
alcohol - Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES
- Highly ornamental especially in sports cars
- Can be a great aid to relaxation
- Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS
- Pure specimen turns rosy when discover in the natural state
- Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
HAZARDS
- Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
- Illegal to possess more than one
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