Ahh.....the Women....................

WORK PLACE
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS
INFORMATION SYSTEM

               MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET

              WOMAN -  A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

ELEMENT, WOMAN

SYMBOL, Wo2

ATOMIC MASS, ACCEPTED AS 125 LBS. BUT KNOWN TO VARY FROM 100 TO
500 LBS.

OCCURRENCE: COPIOUS QUANTITIES IN ALL URBAN AREAS

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

  1. Surface usually covered with a painted film
  2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
  3. Melts if given special treatment
  4. Bitter if incorrectly used
  5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore
  6. Yields to pressure if applied to correct points

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

  1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones
  2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
  3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
  4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in
    alcohol
  5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES

  1. Highly ornamental especially in sports cars
  2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
  3. Very effective cleaning agent

TESTS

  1. Pure specimen turns rosy when discover in the natural state
  2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

HAZARDS

  1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
  2. Illegal to possess more than one

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