In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news, he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves. The family members sat silent as they absorbed the
news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost? " The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.” The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, “Why is the male brain so much more?” The doctor smiled at the chil! dish innocence and so to the entire group said, It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they’ve actually been used.
hehe...serves the men right....:D hamara mazaq urana chah rahey they...:D
another punchline could be, "male brains are expensive because they are rare and female brains are plenty".
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seema original joke mein female brains expensive they aur male brains used they kyon k yeh joke yahan pahley bhi posted kiya jaa chuka hai :rotato:
^ Zaur ka jhutka dheeray say luggay ^
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SS, you are all over the Gupshup, you move around forum to forum so quickly… What else you do? I am afraid in few months brain’s cost will be only few bucks… 
Saniya ki behan ney diya hai na, koi baat nahi 