Ah Beng & Ah Seng go to India:
In Bombay Ah Beng was travelling in a crowded bus. As he took out his
wallet to pay the fare, his passport-size photograph accidentally fell from
his pocket.He started searching for it frantically & found it on the
floor, below the ends of a woman’s long sari. He asked her “Can you lift
up your sari? I wanna take photograph” He was beaten up so badly that he
had to be admitted to hospital.
He was surprised to see his Singaporean friend, Ah Seng, on the bed
next to him, in a worse condition. Ah Seng explained what happened
to him.He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the
last bus. He couldn’t find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and
asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.The owner replied
“I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can’t allow you to stay”.He
approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the
night. The owner replied, “I have 3 grown up daughters. Sorry, I
can’t allow you to stay”. He went to the next house and asked: “Do you
have grown up daughters?”
The Owner asked, “WHY???” Ah Seng replied, “I wanted to stay
here for a night…”
The next thing he knew, he was in the hospital bed.