Agar Haathi ki qurbani jaiz hoti tou

Xenophanez · December 7, 2008, 5:08am

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Deep freezer bananai walon ki chandi ho jaati.
Qurbani kai khallon kai saath saath Haathi kai Daant jamma keye jaaTAi
Edhi walon ko NLC sai contact karna parta
aor agar Ghalti sai aapnai Haathi ghar kai bahor baandh liya, PARTY wallai Daant kaat kar lai jatai, aor saath mai aik parchi chour Jaatai. :hinna:
No more “how to put an elephant in the freezer” jokes. :no:

now add more.. :o

PS: is Hathi or gainDa halal?

NaTaLia · December 7, 2008, 5:11am

Re: Agar Haathi ki qurbani jaiz hoti tou

eeeewwww uss ko kkon khataa:p

TLK · December 7, 2008, 5:12am

good question…

if haathi was halaal, then haathi ki soond would make an excellent barbecue item

Xenophanez · December 7, 2008, 5:13am

imagine roasted HAATHI aor Haathi ka damPukhT..

NaTaLia · December 7, 2008, 5:14am

Re: Agar Haathi ki qurbani jaiz hoti tou

^
u dont reply in my thread:naraz:

NaTaLia · December 7, 2008, 5:14am

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Malik_Zulfi · December 7, 2008, 5:20am

Re: Agar Haathi ki qurbani jaiz hoti tou

Hathi ka dam pukht . . . Is kaam k liay crane darkar hoti . .

Xenophanez · December 7, 2008, 5:23am

crane! aray bhai stuffing kai leye kiya kiya chaheye hoota!

Malik_Zulfi · December 7, 2008, 5:24am

Re: Agar Haathi ki qurbani jaiz hoti tou

so mera khayal hay issi li'aiy yeh halal nahin hay . . . :@:

Mirch · December 7, 2008, 5:28am

Re: Agar Haathi ki qurbani jaiz hoti tou

aik hatti ka gosht pooray shahar kay lee-a kafi hota.

Malik_Zulfi · December 7, 2008, 5:29am

Re: Agar Haathi ki qurbani jaiz hoti tou

^^ Shahar ka size bhi bata dain . . . Lahore walon k liay tau bohat say cha’hi’aiy hongay

Xenophanez · December 7, 2008, 5:32am

nah,,, nayee vade vadee, deep freezer hooTai na.. :@:

TLK · December 7, 2008, 5:49am

cow main 7 hissay hotay hain, haathi main kitnay hotay

James_Bhaand · December 7, 2008, 5:52am

Hathi kay qadam

Xenophanez · December 7, 2008, 5:56am

Re: Agar Haathi ki qurbani jaiz hoti tou

haathi ki Nulli nihari..

James_Bhaand · December 7, 2008, 5:57am

Re: Agar Haathi ki qurbani jaiz hoti tou

hathi ka kata kut (or taka tak)

X2 · December 7, 2008, 5:59am

Re: Agar Haathi ki qurbani jaiz hoti tou

why wouldn't haathi be halal.

TLK say lobster toh halal ho naheen sakka hai 10 saal mein, haathi ka kya karay ga yeh.

James_Bhaand · December 7, 2008, 6:02am

Re: Agar Haathi ki qurbani jaiz hoti tou

haathi ko giraana bhi aik problem hay
teen char sau qasai mill kar aik haathi ko giratay hongay

ya phirr balti main sabun wala paani

Malik_Zulfi · December 7, 2008, 6:02am

Re: Agar Haathi ki qurbani jaiz hoti tou

@ X2

TLK · December 7, 2008, 6:03am

Dekho yaar, haathi is a vegetarian mammal, Lobster is an Aqua-insect ..

Hathi is more closer to the halal group then Lobster