English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Sardar jee: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Sardar jee : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar…!!!
Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.
A news reporter gets news that 101 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya
Sardar proposed a Girl…Girl said ‘‘I’‘m 1yr elder to you’’.
Sardar said '‘Oh! No Problem Soniye, I’'ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How’'ll U divide, Ur 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I’m writing a letter to my 6 yr old son, he can’'t read very fast.
Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Muslim Guy : - Humare Pakistan mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Muslim Guy : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!
Muslim Guy jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek Muslim Guy jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Muslim Guy bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
A friend asks Muslim Guy how was ur exam?
Muslim Guy: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
A news reporter gets news that 101 Muslim Guys are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Muslim Guy left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Muslim Guyji how did it happen?
Muslim Guy: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Muslim Guy: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya
Muslim Guy proposed a Girl......Girl said ''I''m 1yr elder to you''.
Muslim Guy said ''Oh! No Problem Soniye, I''ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
A Muslim Guy & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How''ll U divide, Ur 3 children?
Muslim Guy replied: Ok! Well apply NEXT YEAR
Muslim Guy was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Muslim Guy: I'm writing a letter to my 6 yr old son, he can''t read very fast.
Muslim Guy went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
Muslim Guy goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!
There was a sikh guy in my anthropology class n Gym class, but one thing...he is really really smart(intelligent).....I wonder y ppl make fun of sardaarz.....
Is there any diff in sardaar n sikh???????
