A brain tumour patient with end-stage disease was informed that he needed an
immediate brain transplant operation. The surgeon told him, ‘You can have an
English brain for $10,000 dollars or a Pakistani for $25,000 dollars or I can
give you 10 gms. of a Afghanistani’s brain for $100,000 dollars.’
The patient asked,’ Why is the Afghanistani’s brain so much more expensive than the others?’
Well,’ replied the surgeon, ‘we have to go through a lot of Afghanistanis to find
10 gms of brain.’