advise to all life1 posters

X2 · September 10, 2010, 8:20pm

since i may not be around all the time and you need immediate sagely advice
I have tried to provide simple answers to all the problems usually posted here, please scroll down the list, one of them must apply to your issue, apply and enjoy.

sin-cerely

Your fearless spiritual leader

grow up
eat less
exercise more
move out
dump him
not her
respect them
respect yourself
chill out
why worry
why bother
stop worrying
start worrying
do something
get real
grow cojones
not now
big deal
be cool
back off
take control

Sehrysh · September 10, 2010, 8:25pm

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X2 · September 10, 2010, 8:28pm

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I did not say all advise applies to all cases, see the one that applies to you and apply, for someone who is anorexic they may want to try the last one..take control.

but your post made me realize i forgot one important one..that I am now adding :)

Think first.

Sehrysh · September 10, 2010, 8:32pm

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It’s a good day when I think at all - first or later matters less

partyslims · September 10, 2010, 8:45pm

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A life 1 poster! Where? Where? :p

blackforest_360 · September 10, 2010, 11:06pm

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I and all other logic-prone users on GS (we are a rare species) endorse this message.

libranrulz · September 10, 2010, 11:57pm

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Use common sense ... add that too

LP · September 11, 2010, 12:49am

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tht sums it up

PyariCgudia · September 11, 2010, 2:06am

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You kids are funny.

I wanna add:

be passionate and sweep her off her feet.

We like ATTENTION and COMPLIMENTS!

It's not rocket science.

redvelvet · September 11, 2010, 4:01am

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And for everything else.....there's Petpo Bismol.

X2 · September 11, 2010, 4:27am

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i was keeping it simple by keeping each advice limited to 2 words.

....... always simplify :)

zobia · September 11, 2010, 5:48am

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kool advices....only if people values em cuz the ground reality is no one listens-understands-values others opinions and advices.

NaMaan · September 11, 2010, 5:59am

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Addition to the list : Ramadan is over . . . get laid (after marriage) cough

sheyn · September 11, 2010, 6:09am

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^^ AND the Devil is BACK !

IceSoul · September 11, 2010, 11:10am

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I object to the part in brackets lol :D

T1000 · September 11, 2010, 7:52pm

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and you missed ..

WTH ..

McLovin · September 11, 2010, 8:13pm

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Love it! :D

Reha · September 13, 2010, 2:25pm

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Mirch · September 13, 2010, 2:54pm

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whatwere youthinking ?

P.S: it is not question for X2 it should be added to the list.

I kept it limited to two words as X2 has asked.

hareem01 · September 13, 2010, 3:47pm

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Lovely. Thanks. :k: