Advice needed regarding Seductive travel agent...

[Shikra]

@PhatBalongri

Your friends lying. And for once, shikra is right. There is no issue here, he is draging it on for no reason. And he needs to tell his fiance so she can make an informed decision.

X2 why does everyone call you the pir of dump? :-s

So honored to have this compliment from you

@Saarim

Shay9164, Shikra, Amnaar, X2 … I see what you guys are doing. Hey, I know a thing or two about Punjabi gangups. You don’t know about me and the Summer of '86. I was in Sikander Gulrukh Badshai Colony, in the heart of Pakistan, the day was hot, mango ice-cream kind of hot, and we were having some fun playing Pakistani ball. Yeah, we messed around with some local kids, me cousins and I, but we meant no harm.

Later, those kids came to our house, with some Pakistani table tennis paddles, and they wanted to paddle us! So they told us to come outside and you know what? Me cousins and I went outside! Yep, and we put up a good fight. We had red-backsides, but we didn’t back down to those paddle-waving freaks.

Hey Mirch The Moderator, instead of sending me private warnings, how about chastising some of the other riff-raff on this board?

Summer of 86, when was that released? in 86? And dude, you are weird! You played with Pakistani balls?!?! And I’ve seen American table tennis paddles, what do the Pakistani table tennis paddles look like, can you post a picture?

And to be frank, I am now very scared of you because you know a thing or 2 about Punjabi gangups (which I am not sure what those are and I am Punjabi myself). Please don’t come from behind the computer screen and beat me up.
If you’ll excuse me now, I’ll go pee in the bathro…oh crap! too late

Admins please delete my posts and delete my account, I want to leave no traces here.

Mods can we move this thread to jokes or cafe?